Welcome to the Church of Rabin And Peace (CRAP).  We are a virtual church dedicated to the adoration of our slain master Yitzchak Rabin and his legacy.
 

Some Tenets of Our Faith

• We believe that Yitzchak Rabin blazed the path to peace for the State of Israel, and that those who disagreed with him are "the enemies of peace."

• The enemies of peace who vocally demonstrated against Yitzchak Rabin's policies were responsible for his assassination.

• Those who murdered Yitzchak Rabin murdered the peace process. Were it not for the fact that Rabin was murdered, we would surely be at peace with all of our peace loving Arab neighbors.

• We ignore all violations of peace treaties by the Egypt, Jordan, and the Palestinian Authority in order to promote peace and good will.

• Religious Jews can be members of our church as long as they recognize that the the decisions of The Israeli High Court of Justice supersede Jewish law.

• We encourage meetings between Jewish and Arab youth in order to promote mutual assimilation and the creation of the new Middle-Eastern People.

• It is absolutely, positively forbidden to listen to Rabbi Amnon Yitzchak tapes or to attend his lectures.

Holidays

• We celebrate November 4th, the date that our master was slain, to declare our principles.  We use every means at our disposal to exploit our master's death in order to further peace.  This is the one day in the year when we leave the Tel Aviv metropolitan area and enter Jerusalem, in order to light thick wax candles near our master's grave.

• Every time that the Israeli Government transfers territory to non-Jewish sovereignty is also a day of rejoicing.

A Few of Our Customs

• It is customary to decorate one's automobile with stickers bearing poignant slogans like "Friend, you are lacking," "Friend, time passes and you are still lacking," or "Friend, I remember."

• One should always mention how peace will bring economic prosperity to the region.

• One should refrain from buying merchandise that was produced by Jewish owned factories that are located in areas that Israel conquered in the Six Day War.

 
• We also like to name any building, street, or park after our dear departed master.  It does not matter if they were previously named after somebody else.

 
• The truly pious hang up pictures of Yitzchak Rabin at home and at work.

• It is forbidden to ask questions about the Rabin assassination like "Who shouted blanks'?", "Did Avishai Raviv incite Yigal Amir?", etc.

• We condemn all forms off racism. However it is customary to use racist epithets when refering to Jews that are not of Ashkenazic origin. Note: It is forbidden to do so in their presence so as not to hurt their feelings.

Membership

The Church of Rabin And Peace Award

Winners of The CRAP Award:

Forbidden Web Sites

ISRAEL 101: A Survival Kit for Dummies...History, Peace, Cancer Surgery and Nuclear Obliteration

The Right Road To Peace

Israel Academia Monitor

Cosmic X In Jerusalem

AN OYLEM GOYLEM (featuring Arik Sharon!)

When Humanism Becomes Fundamentalism

Israel.Destiny.co.il

READING BETWEEN THE LINES OF THE 'CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT' ON EITAN OREN AND AVISHAI RAVIV

Hatzniut Tenatzeach

Palestinian people do not exist

Daniel Pipes

Deir Yassin: History of a Lie

Kahane Tzadak

The Facts, the Law and the Judgment of Nachum Korman

The Committee For Rachel's Tomb

Tatiana Soskin Page

Baruch Goldstein

DANGER: BARBARIANS

Vilna Gaon Anthology

Peace at Any Price Equals War

Tattoos Are Not For Jews

Rabbi Shlomo Aviner's Lectures

Israel's Media Watch - Lada'at (IMW) reviews the objectivity of news in media, TV & radio

Professors for a Strong Israel

Jerusalem, Israel, and the Arabs

Israel's Academic Extremists

Israel's post-democracy

True Peace

Excerpts from the 58 UNANSWERED QUESTIONS by Adir Zik

IRIS: Information Regarding Israel's Security

Arutz 7 Homepage

Americans For A Safe Israel

Chabad-Lubavitch in Cyberspace

Rabbi Amnon Yitzhak

The Bnei Akiva Network

The Kahane Website

INDICT THE THE OSLO CRIMINALS

The Mongols of Zion

C.R.I.B. Israel Anti-Abortions Committee

Hebron 1929 Massacre Homepage

manhigut.org

The Status of Non-Muslim Minorities Under Islamic Rule

Gamla Shall Not Fall Again

Women in Green

THE IRGUN SITE

Honestreporting.com

Barry Chamish

Little Green Footballs

Who killed Rachel Corrie?

Israeli Left should take responsibility for Oslo War

The Peace Encyclopedia

Project Genesis: Torah on the Information Superhighway
 

Hymns

Hymn No. 1: Peace, Love, and Rabin

You gotta love peace,
You gotta love love,
You gotta love Rabin.

We love peace,
We love love,
We love Rabin.

You gotta praise peace,
You gotta praise love,
You gotta praise Rabin.

We praise peace,
We praise love,
We praise Rabin.
 

Hymn No. 2: Rock 'n' Roll Rabin

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're gonna get in my supercharged Subaru,
and head down Highway 1.
Gonna go up to Mt. Herzl,
and have ourselves some fun.

Gonna light some candles for Yitzchak Rabin,
and sing a song of peace.
At night we'll go to the Russian Compound,
and drink a couple of beers.

Rock,rock, rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll Rabin. (4x)

Then we'll head on out to Talpiot,
and disco the night away.
Let's dance!

Rock,rock, rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll Rabin. (4x)
 

Hymn No. 3: A Mantra

Right wing incitement created the political atmosphere
that led to Rabin's assassination. (repeat until you really believe it)
 

Hymn No. 4: Rabin Rap

November 4th 1995,
the last day Rabin was alive.
It was Saturday morning when the busses came
to take us to Tel Aviv.

This is the Rabin Rap, Rabin Rap, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra..........

We went to the mall to do some shopping,
man that place was really hopping.
Then we went to good old Kikar Malchei Yisrael.

This is the Rabin Rap, Rabin Rap, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra..........

You see Rabin was real low in the polls,
With his peace agreement that was full of holes.
It was a real sad situation if you know what I mean.

This is the Rabin Rap, Rabin Rap, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra..........

We needed money for the kibbutzim,
The Histadrut and Kupat Cholim.
If the government falls the well will be dry.

This is the Rabin Rap, Rabin Rap, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra..........

So we organized a demonstration,
In order to make a big sensation.
"Yes to peace, no to violence," was the motto of the day.

This is the Rabin Rap, Rabin Rap, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra..........

We sang about peace, we sang about love,
With pictures of an olive branch and a dove.
A beautiful production, Disney would have been proud.

This is the Rabin Rap, Rabin Rap, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra..........

Then that guy shot his gun,
And it was all over son,
The police and the GSS were swaying to the beat.

This is the Rabin Rap, Rabin Rap, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra..........

You might think that this sounds lame,
But the rabbis and the settlers are to blame,
Or maybe the opposition, let the brainwashing begin!

This is the Rabin Rap, Rabin Rap, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra..........

So let's talk about love and practice hate,
Start right away, please don't wait,
This is the way to power, no time to hesitate.

This is the Rabin Rap, Rabin Rap, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra..........

For 13 years the real questions about Rabin's murder have been left unanswered.

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