Mr. Amram Mitzna made a big contribution to the Church of Rabin And Peace by showing our spiritual side in an op-ed piece which appeared in y-net in honor of the fifth anniversary of our master's death. Among other gems, Mr. Mitzna wrote the following in his article If He(Rabin) Were Still Alive:
"I, for example, since the murder(of Rabin) and in spite of the murder, continue to ask his advice, discuss and take counsel with him, as in the past when I was a (regional) Command General and he was the Minister of Security, as in the days when he was already the Prime Minister and I Mayor(of the city Haifa)."
In other words Amram Mitzna, the former kibbutznik, can communicate with the dead! Not only do the forces of darkness have people who claim supernatural powers! All those claims that we are materialistic, permissive, egoistic pleasure seekers have been proven false! It is good to know that if a war breaks out(which cannot happen since we love peace and are willing to pay any price for it) that the army has Baba Amram in the reserves. He can consult the great deceased generals of the past like Moshe Dayan, Yigal Yadin, and our master Rabin in order to help the IDF devise the very best strategy! Mr. Mitzna can also be a big hit on his many trips abroad, demonstrating his supernatural powers, like fellow Israeli Uri Geller.
Therefore, we proudly bestow upon Amram Mitzna The Church of Rabin And Peace Award.
If you would like to congratulate Mr. Mitzna, send him an email at firstname.lastname@example.org .
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